Seldo.Weblog: December 2005

Iraq and the Long Tail of conflict

If you are not familiar with the concept of The Long Tail, I recommend that you head over to Wikipedia or the original article and learn about it, because it's really fascinating.

If you want the executive summary: the principle behind most of the web's biggest success stories, such as Amazon, Google, Netflix is that real-world ventures must limit their inventory to the top-selling items, and their profit is concentrated there, while online ventures can have vastly larger inventories, and so the bulk of their profit shifts instead to the huge catalog of less-popular products. It springs from the statistical observation of a Pareto Distribution: there is equal volume under, for example, the first 10% of the graph as the remaining 90% of the graph*. Most companies have traditionally concentrated on the first 10%, but new companies are being enormously successful by finding ways to serve the remaining 90%.

One venture that's been pretty successful recently is international terrorism, and it struck me the other day that it has a lot in common with all those trendy web companies out there. In fact: Terrorism is long tail war.

America's army is inflicting an awful lot of damage, it's true, by making enormous expenditures in lives (and also money) all in a few places: Afghanistan, briefly, and then Iraq. Al-Qaeda, on the other hand, is also spending enormous sums of money, but it's doing it by investing in very large numbers of much smaller attacks. September 11th got all the press, but it was the largest thing they've ever done -- and it still involved only 19 people and at most a few hundred thousand dollars compared to the USA's $81 billion spent on Iraq. Everything else has been much smaller: 6 bombers in Madrid, 4 in London (not counting the copycats), a few in Bali, the Nigerian embassy, the USS cole. Small numbers all, but lots of them, adding up to an enormous psychological impact. The Americans won the battle in Iraq, but calling a victor in the War On Terror™ is very tricky -- in terms of hearts and minds, Islamic Extremism and Western Democracy (in as much as either Al-Qaeda or the United States can claim to genuinely represent those groups) seem about evenly matched, globally.

But the parallels betwen Al-Qaeda and the new economy don't end there:

  • It's distributed. New York, Florida, London, Madrid, Bali... while definitely they have a concentration of support in the middle east, AQ has repeatedly shown after the destruction of the Taliban and the capture of many of its higher-ranked figures that decapitation strategies are not effective: the network heals itself.
  • It's peer-to-peer. Nothing is more peer-to-peer than a radical who recruits his friends to the cause, who recruit their friends, and so on. Even with a very low success rate of converting friends into militant extremists, the geometric nature of the attempts to expand has ensured that support for AQ has grown in recent years.
  • It makes heavy use of the Internet. Statements and propaganda are released over the Internet and distributed for AQ worldwide by the unwitting cooperation of millions of curious readers. Videos of beheadings are worming their way through file-sharing networks as we speak. All this at zero cost, while the Voice of America fails to reach an audience a tenth as large.
  • It uses network effects. The more outrages are committed in the name of AQ, the greater its reputation. The greater its reputation, the more impressionable, disaffected young people are persuaded that it is a cause worth fighting for. That's an effect eBay would recognize from an altogether less gruesome sphere of operations.

And by extension from these observations, one can conclude the same things about AQ's brand of militancy that we can about other web companies: it will grow, it will prosper, it is impossible to eradicate -- and it is the future. I've never more wished I was wrong, but these conclusions seem inescapable.

Update: there's no such thing as an original thought on the Internet. John Robb has reached similar conclusions, and has some interesting data to back himself up, while Nature has a report on a statistical study that shows wars follow the power law (one of many other names for a Pareto Distribution).

* These percentages are examples; in reality they vary from case to case

Bank Error

A couple days ago I checked my statement at my bank and noticed that I'd been charged twice for something -- the reason I noticed being that the charge was from the unusually named (but really good) Busaba Eathai. So I dropped my bank an email via their secure messaging system, part of their online banking.

Today the second charge has been refunded, as well as another duplicate charge that I'd failed to spot -- with no reply from the bank, either in notification or apology. Some questions:

  1. Does this happen a lot? Has this ever happened to you?
  2. How can this happen at all? I assumed, when I thought it was a single charge, that the restaurant had accidentally pressed the button on the credit card machine twice. But the second charge is from a completely unrelated store, and on the same day, so some kind of error happened at the bank itself.

Anyway, well done to HSBC for promptly returning the extra £80 they'd taken, not so well done for the lack of an apology. Check your statements, kids. Also: stay in school, don't do drugs, batteries not included.

ed

03 December 2005
This happens _all_ the time. It's happened to me before. Banks are a lot less competent than you'd like to think.

marc

03 December 2005
To think Monopoly has been lying to us lo these many years: "Bank Error in your favour: Collect $200."

Graham

03 December 2005
Yeah, banks seem to screw up for no reason a lot. Spurious credit card charges as well. All that jazz. The main irritation is that you want an explanation for what went wrong, and no one can ever provide one.

Anja

03 December 2005
Got 290 or so EUR charged twice (accidentally :) by a car rental. Spent the next two months convincing them they did that. At the end got 2 times 290 back to may account, and had to convince them take the half back.

Even better, recently nice people at Natwest mixed up account details and debited 2000 pounds to some obscure account rather then to my flatmate's. By the time the person with the money was located she had time to spend some extra cash... :)

Your unexpected fact for the day

One of Keira Knightley's earliest roles was in Star Wars Episode One.

She was the Queen's decoy. Under all that makeup, no wonder nobody recognized her.

Baby Pandas

Baby pandas
Baby panda
Baby panda

Officially the cutest known form of life.

ed

06 December 2005
Officially, I am looking at you funny for turning your blog into an American local news broadcast. Next, you'll be warning us of the evil GTA: San Andreas "porno mods" (film at 11!)

Unofficially, those pandas are hella cute. Awww..

M

06 December 2005
I want one!

Josh

07 December 2005
I thought Mikey was officially the cutest form of known life?

Laurie

07 December 2005
I have never heard anyone other than Mikey express that opinion.

Also, why the hell has everyone started commenting on my blog all the time?

DJ

The company Christmas party is tonight, and the wild'n'crazy theme chosen by popular vote was "Black Tie" (damn you, reserved British culture!). So now I have to rent some sort of clothing. Is there such a thing as a non-boring dinner jacket? An stylish tuxedo? If so, where does one find such a thing? Answer in the comments ASAP, please, as I have to rent the damn thing this afternoon.

Comments along the lines of "oh, but tuxedos are already stylish!" or "suits look great!" will not be accepted. They may look good on other people. I look like a trapped monkey.

However, I'm having a terrible feeling about this. From the website of Moss Brothers Rental:

The great thing about black tie ... is that it is so easy. It doesn’t demand a great deal of choice, or even much fuss for that matter. It is, essentially, a uniform, and it is very hard to get it wrong.
Aaaaaaaaaargh! I hate uniforms! I demand choice! *sob* :-(

Matt

07 December 2005
Laurie;

The worst thing you can do to a monkeysuit, apparently, is to try mess about with it. Just go with it; you don't look /that/ much like a trapped monkey, anyway. I'd pay money to be tall and wear a tux. So shush.

Hello!

Matt

xx

Jamie

07 December 2005
I like to accessorise my black tie outfit with nifty waistcoats - though they can also accentuate the trapped monkey look. "Comedy" cufflinks are also a no no. Best bet is to wear sexy underwear and hope some dashing young buck rips your trousers off at the end of the night.
x

Trixie

07 December 2005
Or just don't wear one - what are they going to do to you!

Failling that I'm sure as long as you were smart and 'made an effort' it would be fine.

Roger

07 December 2005
You can get black tie with 3/4 length jackets, which looks subtly different, and has a great line if you're tall/slim/both. There's also the white jacket option, though you can end up looking like a crappy 007 knock-off. If in utter desperation, there's nobody who doesn't look good in the full-on tail coat approach. Yes, thechnically that's 'white tie', but it tends to be more or less appropriate. I got my dinner suit from Moss Bross in the end, but I don't really rate their hire wear; heck if you're going to need one twice more before your size changes, then you're better off just buying one. You get much more choice that way, and - i've found, oddly enough - the salespeople are nicer to you.

Josh

07 December 2005
The stylish waistcoat is a good idea. Also, you can wear different coloured bow ties, and perhaps throw in a cummerbund of the same colour, as I expect many people won't go that far...

ed

07 December 2005
You could be extra classy and wear a tuxedo t-shirt. That's my rec.

Also, don't blame British culture. At my old company, the NY office always did the formal Xmas party, while the London office usually did a costume theme thing. So the blame lies squarely with your co-workers.

Laurie

07 December 2005
Oh well, I went with a tuxedo with a waistcoat with defiantly green detailing and a green bow-tie. They had a hell of a time getting my size; apparently I have extremely long arms and short legs. Who knew?

Pictures may be forthcoming for the purposes of judging the level of captive primateness, assuming it's not humiliatingly bad.

M

07 December 2005
I want pictures! Also are you allowed to take a date - if so why wasn't i invited ;) I excell at these things! Although I guess it wouldn't help persuade your co-workers you aren't straight ;)

Mikey

07 December 2005
Remember what Fleur says - squeeze your bum, don't thrust your shoulders forward and chin up. That should eliminate any primate-resemblance

Oldest Brother

07 December 2005
Borrow one from either of your brothers... will be free!

Laurie

07 December 2005
I would have got one from OldestBrother but the last time I wore his it didn't fit me very well, exacerbating the trapped-monkey problem. My rented DJ has extra-extra-long sleeves, apparently.

Robert

07 December 2005
the key to being fabulous in Black Tie is the cufflinks and bowtie combo - and class is the key to this - comedy bowties should be taxed until they disappear, as should naff cufflinks. But you can be gay and stylish... (radical thought!) so just go for devastatilng wonderful cufflinks.

Mikey

07 December 2005
You do know that gibbons are particularly renowned for having short legs and very long arms, don't you? ;-)

Party!

I'll bet you 50p that our Christmas party was more fun than your company's. Unfortunately, the suit looked stupid, although that was pretty much a given. Luckily it got taken off very early on in favour of dancing a lot with my co-workers, who were making considerably more efficient use of the free bar than I was.

A good time was had by all, I think. Somebody left with my extremely expensive, very new, wonderfully warm winter coat though(!) :-( I hope a company-wide email retrieves it tomorrow or I shall be a sad panda.

Also, it's 3am and I'm still awake. I have consumed near-toxic levels of caffeine. Luckily, thanks to the joy of hangovers I am still going to be one of the most alert people at the office tomorrow.

Update: Coat was returned by some woman from finance who was very cagey about how it came into her possession. Bless drunk people.

Bob

08 December 2005
Is that the coat Mikey kept insulting?

Remember, it's not a bad coat.

It's just not for you. LOL.

I love Mikey.

But I thought it was a fine coat.

ed

08 December 2005
50p? That's not much of a limb you're on there.

I think you look fine in the tux, though I'm not sure why you used all that hairspray :). Don't be so selfconscious.

Carly

08 December 2005
sorry, my xmas party deffo outstripped yours :) it had pat sharpe dj-ing.

George

08 December 2005
Nobody -- NOBODY! -- is wearing a real bowtie! Utterly disgraceful; the clip-on ones look ridiculous and amateurish.

Laurie

08 December 2005
1. It turns out a good thing it was only 50p, as Carly at least saw my gamble immediately. However, I maintain that I am not beaten: the goodness of Pat Sharpe is certainly outweighed by having to hang around in the company of hundreds of consultants.

2. Lots of people were wearing real bowties, just nobody in engineering, because we'd all rented our tuxedos from Moss Bros hours before the event.

P.S. Ya'll know email is optional, right?

Oliver

08 December 2005
I'm also allergic to fake bowties, but that aside I think you look rather fine in a dj.

You should wear suits more often.

ed

08 December 2005
Hey! Less hating on consultants, or this kind-of-ex-consultant is totally not hosting you anymore.

Or not. Consultants can be quite silly.

poo strikes again

09 December 2005
i am horny

marc

09 December 2005
So I saw that episode of South Park on Monday, spend the rest of the week trying to get the insanely catchy "Sexual Harrassment Panda" song out of my head, and then, here's a reference to it :-

The Lion Roars

Now that is how I like my epics. The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe absolutely kicks epic fantasy butt. This is not a movie based on the book, this is the book brought into rich, textured, magical life. It sucks you in slowly, letting you gradually suspend your disbelief until the appearance of a pair of talking beavers is not a surprise so much as an expectation.

The visuals are, of course, the biggest treat. The wintry waterfall, the house of Tumnus, the lamp post in the middle of nowhere, the wonderfully choreographed battle are all brilliantly imagined and spectacularly executed.

And while the visuals are amazing, the movie by no means relies on them. The four child actors put in generally credible performances (the rather delectable William Moseley being one to look out for in future. He's 18, so it's okay to fancy him, but he was born in 1987, so it somehow still seems wrong...). But the show is well and truly stolen by the Winter Queen. Tilda Swinton kicks great big, heaped buckets of ass as the biggest bad-ass to grace the screen since the Terminator, while at the same time delivering a very subtle emotional performance.

As for the bad, well, there is some. There's no escaping the Disney influence: there's a giant battle featuring no blood, no on-screen death, and three or four unnecessarily heavy-handed "it's all about family" moments that jar with the otherwise believable dialogue of the rest of the screenplay.

There's a fair bit of humour, a big chunk of which is unintentional: maybe the kids don't get it, but really, you can't introduce a talking beaver without a lot of immature giggling from the audience, and a few of the final scenes, without the background explanation provided by the book, are an amusingly rapid transition.

If you've never read the books, this movie will be great. If you, like me, spent your childhood endlessly re-reading the Chronicles, then it is an absolute joy to watch.

ed

09 December 2005
Even with all the Jesus stuff? Cool.

Laurie

09 December 2005
The Jesus stuff is there, obviously, but like the books, it's all completely layered in metaphor, so if like me you have absolutely zero biblical knowledge, the parallels don't bother you.

Bob

10 December 2005
Apparently they're planning to make some, but not all, of the other Chronicles as well.

Now... how do you think they'll do the ending? In which everyone gets crushed in a train and Susan can't go to heaven because she's a slut?

Seriously.

Laurie

11 December 2005
Not to mention the transparently anti-Islamic subtext.

Geek fact for today

King Kong cost more than $207m to make. That's a huge amount of money. But actually, the only reason movies sounds like they’re constantly getting more and more expensive is because of inflation.

The Elizabeth Taylor version of Cleopatra cost $45 million in 1963 (a low estimate). According to this handy purchasing-power calculator, that’s worth $270m in today’s money. Far more expensive than King Kong.

And King Kong isn't even close to the most expensive film ever made. At the moment, that title is actually held by Harry Potter and the goblet of fire. At $308m, it cost nearly 50% more than King Kong, and more than was spent making all three Lord of the Rings movies.

All of this, of course, has absolutely no effect on my desire to see the great big monkey film, which remains at peak.

Librarian

10 December 2005
Ook!
*clobber*

Josh

10 December 2005
That purchasing power calculator has to be one of the most useful tools I've seen on the web!

ig

12 December 2005
I saw Kong last Friday and didn't really enjoy it. I'd be interested to know what you think. It has plenty of CGI. But you're still being asked to believe a woman falls in love with a 25 ft ape. Having trouble making that leap still, sadly.

Clare

13 December 2005
If you'd seen the original (which is, by the way, amazing!) you'd have got past that already. Besides, after seeing some of my colleagues boyfriends, it's really not hard to believe.

The Sky at Night

At 6am this morning housemate T was startled awake when all her north-facing bedroom windows rattled simultaneously. When I got up later, a large grey cloud was visible to the north, and it drifted slowly over our house for the rest of the day. That was this thing:

Smoke from fuel depot file

Who needs terrorist attacks when we can cause enormous, devastating explosions by accident? Luckily, there have yet to be any fatalities and even the number of injured is less than fifty.

We also went to see that Jon Stewart thing tonight. It was a bit "meh"; I'm glad we bought the cheap tickets -- it was not so much Jon Stewart as a lot of reading from the book, although Ricky Gervais walking on halfway was a nice surprise.

I have a cold, so I'm off to bed early-ish -- it would have been early, but I'm at the beginning of season 6 of the West Wing and currently very exciting things are happening to my favourite character.

Reading: Misspent Youth, Peter Hamilton. Not his best, but nice concepts.
Eating: pigs in a blanket (thank you Tesco!)
Deciding: that "festive" is just a synonym for "fattening"
Wondering: if it is possible to overdose on mince pies (four five today, and counting...)

Christmas Spirit

Hot chocolate, unwrapped presents, Christmas lights... even if it was in Waterstone's, it felt like Christmas.

Packing: for Trinidad on Thursday morning
Feeling: A little bit sneezy
Ready: For my vacation

Off to the tropics

It's Christmas holiday time! Next post hopefully from Trinidad. Must remember to pack camera...

I'm back in time for New Year's Eve, so do include me in your plans...

matt

16 December 2005
Bon voyage, kiddo. I hope you have a splendiforous time :)

Low-fi reality

Hello people. I'm extremely relaxed and not doing anything of note. Internet access here is painfully slow, so pictures will get uploaded when I get back. I have a few blog-worthy thoughts but I'll probably write them offline as we go from Trinidad to Tobago tomorrow, and it is likewise short on broadband...

Oliver

21 December 2005
I've just got from Berlin, and am sitting here in my central heatingless flat.

I am not at all bitter hearing how mellow you are in the tropics.

Not at all.

I'm back, baby!

Jet lag? What jet lag?

I'm rested, fit, tanned Belami orange and haven't talked to a man who is not an immediate blood relation of myself in two weeks. It is imperative that someone take me out clubbing immediately. After I've had a few hours sleep, anyway.

273 photos taken this holiday; a selection will turn up on my flickr stream as soon as I've got some sleep. I've also done some offline blogging that will hopefully turn up over the weekend after I transcribe it.

Update 1.45pm: Awake again now. It seems while I was gone Google's imagebot has spidered the whole site; I am getting shedloads of trafffic from lost souls looking for a picture of Orlando Bloom.

edan

30 December 2005
ARGH!

*Hides*

Josh

30 December 2005
Welcome back. If looking slightly scary.

Comedy photo of the day

Adding further weight to my suspicions that CNN's picture editors have a sense of humour, CNN writes a story about exploding fireworks factories, and illustrates it with a photo of some guy who looks like Wile E. Coyote just after he's accidentally had a cigarette in front of a petrol depot: Wile E. Coyote

Josh

30 December 2005
I thought comedy photo of the day was in the entry before this one?

Laurie

30 December 2005
Quiet, you.

The Year in Blog

I was going to write a year-end review, but I realised: I have absolutely no memory; I can't remember what I did last week, so how can I write a review of 12 months? Luckily, I blog most everything important that happens to me. So this year's review will be produced mainly by referring to earlier blog entries. I wrote 256 entries entries this year -- roughly one every 33 hours -- so it's pretty comprehensive coverage, and my most active year for blogging yet (by about 30 entries over 2003). It's not quite the one entry per day I resolved to do, but hey, it's 72% of that goal, which makes it a first-class effort.

January

February

March

April

May

June

July

August

September

October

November

December

Two bombings down but two great vacations and a new job up. It's been a pretty good year.