Well, I've been offline for a week taking a break on the south coast, which was nice. I celebrated...
Yes, I'm fully aware that no-one cares about this but me. However, it's my blog, so bugger off and write your own.
Yes, I'm fully aware that no-one cares about this but me. However, it's my blog, so bugger off and write your own.
Meanwhile, I invite you to search Google for the worst search engine.
So far, we haven't seen any direct action. We're hoping to keep it that way, but things could get interesting in the upcoming weeks. So far we've fought the reluctant benchwarmers from the Iraqi JV team, and some very motivated amateurs, but we're about to take on the Medina Division, which is Iraq's professional army. These guys are well trained and have good equipment, so it will be a different fight. We will still massacre them, don't get me wrong, but it will be a different kind of battle. It will be much more textbook-grade conventional warfare rather than the "Marne 500" as we are currently referring to it. The Marne 500 is like the Indy 500, only longer, with no lights, a whole lot of dust, and people trying to kill you with AK-47s and ... Rocket Propelled Grenades. ... I have respect for the Iraqis.Worth noting is the fact that he says "upcoming weeks": this e-mail was sent March 29th. The US is clearly settling in for a longer battle than the idiot media led us to believe. I love the way the 'net (with big gobs of help from Al-Jazeera) has totally changed the way we get news about this war. It's also interesting how clear it is that nobody trusts CNN anymore. During the Gulf War, it was gospel.
And if you're sick of the war, you can amuse yourself with Bling Method.
Um. Yes. Incidentally, I've cross-posted this blog to Gay Geeks, which I feel should really earn me some extra points in my blogger code :->
If you haven't heard of bittorrent already, you're missing out on a good thing. The concept is fairly simple: for large files (like movie files), instead of a download location, people give you a .torrent URL. If nobody else is downloading the file at that time, your torrent-enabled browser (via a plugin) will just download as normal from the server. But if lots of people are downloading it, then the P2P magic kicks in and you download portions of the file from all over the place, from people who have already downloaded those parts. Result: the server never gets overloaded, and everybody gets their file, and really fast. Better still, serving torrent files doesn't require any server software: you can use somebody else's BitTorrent tracker server, and tracker servers are so simple that they can handle absolutely enormous numbers of hits without trouble.
So that's big files. But what about lots of little ones? One of the problems with the nature of the Internet is that while the Internet is distributed, web sites are not: popular sites are subject to the pain of the Slashdot effect and other major events which cause flash crowds and kill the server. Sites try to combat this in a basic way by providing mirror sites and more systematic, commercial technologies like Akamai do something similar. These require significant extra effort in the former, and completely changing how your sites work in the latter. No good. The obvious way to fix this problem with the nature of the web (and only the web, see below) is to distribute it, using P2P technology: enter WebTorrent.
A computer with WebTorrent will access websites by their ordinary URLs. If you want a web page nobody's downloaded recently, then no problem, you just download directly as before. But if lots of people are viewing a website, then P2P magic kicks in again and you start browsing the site using files sent to you from other surfers' browser caches. Hey presto, you have not just a distributed website, but a distributed web: the website itself doesn't need to do anything to enable WebTorrent support, and the more users get WebTorrent the better the system gets. Eventually, Slashdotting becomes a quaint term that nobody remembers the meaning of.
Some technical details: WebTorrent would install itself on your computer as a localized proxy server: that way, you don't have to mess about making dozens of plugins for every type of application that uses HTTP, and if it doesn't work for a particular application (and it won't always) then you can just turn off or ignore the proxy. This proxy will be configured with the addresses of a good set of WebTorrent-compatible tracker servers, which it will consult when it downloads (it can also use them to find the addresses of other tracker servers, as in Gnutella). As with all P2P systems, checksums can be used to make sure you aren't downloading an out of date version of the page you requested.
Sound good to you? Then help me code the damn thing; I don't have time and barely enough coding experience to do it properly. But I've given you the roadmap.
WebTorrent won't always work
This only works if substantial numbers of people are simultaneously downloading exactly the same web content. Pages that have random text, some types of banner ads, etc., will not get the full benefit of WebTorrent. This is where some other features of Web2 come in handy, but in the meantime it's possible to modify pages using IFRAMEs and other such things to ensure that WebTorrent use would be optimized.
Another implication of that is that it wouldn't work for websites that have lots of personalized server-side processing: you can't download your Hotmail or buy gifts on Amazon using WebTorrent, and you wouldn't want to, because you don't want anyone but you having copies of your personal information on their computers. Again, the use of Web2 modularization would help here, but even so there's still a whole lot of static web content out there that would benefit from a WebTorrent universe.
I think this is one of the best ideas I've had in a while. Go implement, somebody. Come on. Don't make me.
Other random links recently:
Our Mother Who art in Heaven,has recently been held up in court as being perfectly OK to say before public meetings in Utah, where the practice is for a member of the public to volunteer with a prayer. Having spent my schooling wasting hours while the catholics prayed, this makes me happy.
(If indeed there is a heaven,
and if there is a God that takes a woman's form)
hallowed be thy name
We pray that you prevent self-righteous politicians
from misusing the name of God
in conducting government meetings.
Fuel for all those hippie dippy protestors: Why wasn't it called Operation Iraqi Liberation...instead of Operation Iraqi Freedom? Perhaps due to the unfortunate acronym that would have resulted -- O.I.L..
This shows that Google is not exactly infallible, thankfully, and also that Mikey seems to be insinuating himself into my love life :-) Geeks among you may notice that my microvotes here are going to change the PageRankings of those pictures away from what they are now to what I've labelled them. That's the point :-)
Anxious to discover who Google thinks my next romantic entanglement is going to be, I tried "Seldo next". Eventually, it popped up this photo followed closely by this one. Look out, guys.
Ben said:
There are at least two points here:
1. I may think that Saddam needs to be removed, but I am not an Iraqi. This is the same as any other form of totalitarianism: I have no right to decide for the Iraqis who shall or shall not govern them. They are perfectly capable of deciding for themselves, and history suggests peoples are in general capable of removing leaders they are truly unhappy with. Even more worrying is the idea of some bloody Yank who /really/ doesn't understand how things work in Europe marching in and telling people what's best for them.
I said:
In a paragraph you summarise Europe's attitude to the war. Firstly: it's quite clear that the Iraqis were unable to get rid of Saddam themselves: the society was a very cleverly constructed totalitarian state based on paranoia and distrust. The obvious and surprisingly enthusiastic reaction to their sudden liberation (if they call it that, and they do, so will I) is proof enough that what we did in Iraq was a good thing. A good thing is not necessarily the right thing of course, and certainly not the best thing.
But your statement also indicates the *real* reason the public doesn't like the war: the unilateralism of it, but specifically the *US* unilateralism of it. America is far too powerful: that's the thought at the back of everyone's minds. They need to be taken down a peg. But they're having none of it, and that makes people angry.
This is fully reflected by opinion polls. Majorities the world over supported war in Iraq with a UN mandate, but none without. If liberating Iraq was the right thing to do with UN approval, why should it be the wrong thing to do without it? You're still performing the same action: invading a state, against the wishes of that state.
In the case of France, Germany and Russia, their opposition to the fall of the regime was very obvious self interest: France and Russia, in particular, have been trading weapons and training personnel, respectively, for the Hussein regime, in Russia's case until September of last year. French and Russian oil companies had big contracts with the Hussein regime, which are essentially worthless at this point.
As for what gives us the right to invade another country? It is the same principle that gives us the right to invade a criminal's home and arrest him: the wider society imposes its will and impinges upon the rights of an individual because that is for the greater good of society. By committing criminal acts, you waive your rights.
So what exactly were these acts? State-sponsored terrorism? I don't buy that: we'd be invading Saudi Arabia first. WMD? Don't make me laugh. He wanted them, but didn't have them, and what the hell, North Korea has those, and so does Iran, probably. No, Iraq's crime was its treatment of its own people, which was appalling. We were freeing a people who could not free themselves.
Note well that THIS IS NOT WHY THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION DID IT. This is why I think a war on Iraq was a good idea. The bush administration did it for entirely self-serving reasons, just as France & Russia opposed it: a friendly state in the middle east? With a US-installed government? That controls the second-largest oil reserves in the world? Yes please!
But regardless of their motives, it was still the right thing to do.
And does that mean, now, that we should go around correcting the ills in the rest of the world, according to what we think is ill? (In this case: the suffering of populations) God, I wish we would. We could start by fixing the godawful mess that is most of sub-Saharan Africa. But that's not going to happen, because those places don't have nearly enough oil. War is not a profitable venture; it's quite likely that the damage that the US and UK are both wreaking on their economies to pay for this war will push both into recession.
And meanwhile, the enforcement of the Pax Americana has been very effectively demonstrated. It's easy to say, after the fact, that Iraq was a walkover. But it might not have been, and there's no telling how much of that was Iraqi incompetence and how much was the daring tactics employed by the US in the first real land war of this century. And there is no question that other states are going to think twice about their behaviour now that this demonstration has taken place. And that, again, is a good thing. It bruises the egos of Europe to have their lack of military and economic power rubbed in their faces, but Pax is good, no matter who's enforcing it.
Ben said:
2. Regardless of that, in an international context nations must obey international law, and the international legal body which all of Iraq, the US and Britain have agreed to obey is the UN. Yes, Iraq was disobeying the UN, but settling that is for the UN to decide, and *only* the UN.
I said:
You know what? There's only one superpower in the world. And it's not the UN. Countries are just human beings writ large, and human beings, by and large, are a law-abiding bunch, because most of the time obeying those laws is convenient. And what prevents people from disobeying laws when it's convenient to do so is the threat of consequences. These consequences comes from the UN for most countries. But where the US is concerned, there is literally nothing that can be done. They could take us with one hand tied behind their back. Any economic sanctions we imposed would hurt us just as much as them, if not more so, because the US is everyone's biggest trading partner. If the world superpower was us, we'd be doing exactly what the US is doing. If we want the UN to rule, we have to give the UN teeth: as you say, military power. But you know who funds about 50% of the UN? That's right, the US.[Well, it would if it paid] And the EU can't even manage to agree on giving itself a very, very small unified fighting force, far less the UN. Our fragmentation is our weakness, and the US's strength.
Ben said:
By rights, (and I really quite wish this had happened) the rest of the UN ought to have declared war on the US and Britain for invading another UN member state without Security Council approval. The fact that they didn't just shows how much this unilateral action, so far from being to support UN mandates against Iraq, was in fact quite deliberately done to destroy the UN as an international body with any real power.
Predictably, I said:
No, what they *should* have done was backed the war. Having abandoned doing the right thing out of self-interest, at least they didn't block somebody else doing it. The UN's credibility is shattered, it's true: but that's because the UN doesn't deserve any credibility as an international body with any real power. It doesn't have any real power over the US, and the bulk its power over other countries is provided and paid for by the US. I wish that wasn't the case. I wish the US didn't run world. But it does, and it does us no good trying to pretend that's not the case. If we want that situation to change, we have to gang up. Good luck trying to get that to happen. We brought this on ourselves.
You can't seriously wish that we were now at war with the US: we'd die in the first seconds of conflict, and if we didn't, we'd wish we had.
That damn hippy Ben said:
I actually think that all national armies should be disbanded, and the weapons and troops put under the control of a UN international peace-keeping force, answerable only to the UN Security Council.
To which I equally impractically said:
Screw the security council, that's a nightmare. The solution is a world government with a full legislature, courts, and enough military strength to enforce its power. That would be wonderful. But democracy is a dividing force, not a unifying one, into smaller and smaller groups that agree on a wider range of issues. This is why states keep splitting into smaller states.
We find ourselves at the mercy of an imperialistic state, unmatched economically and militarily, with a clearly corrupt government elected under suspicious circumstances. That sucks. But be grateful; at least it likes us. They're not fascists, they're not (er, currently) involved in genocide. They won't last forever: in fact, their sheer power now means they are more likely to overstretch and collapse. Empires rise and fall; I hope the next one's as nice as this.
There was apparently an article about blogging in the Trinidad Guardian recently, so hopefully these will be the first of a wave of Trini bloggers, who will eventually unite and overthrow the government through the sheer power of our intellectual arrogance :-)
I haven't blogged about Trinidad much, if at all, and I don't really intend to change that habit -- anything I want to say about Trinidad is generally over at FT.
P.S.: you are henceforth read the weblog of the right Reverend Seldo, since I am now a fully ordained minister of the Universal Life Church. Takes three minutes to apply online, and it's free. And it'll give me some great ammunition the next time I feel like pestering a Christian :-)
I'm staying indoors. For the next two years or so.
Now, on the one hand, I'm all for the USA calming the fuck down and removing all the draconian anti-terrorism laws that it's put into place recently (and while we're at it, could we kill Donald Rumsfeld and Tom Ridge?). But what is Mr. Friedman's justification for declaring terrorism no longer a threat? You guessed it: the end of the war in Iraq.
Hey, butthead, the terrorists weren't from Iraq! Neither was their leader! Nor was their money! All three of those things, in fact, came mainly from Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia is still alive and well, thanks for asking. The war on Iraq was not about terrorism. And if anything, beating the crap out of an Arab state and deposing its leaders is, if anything, going to make the Middle East even more pissed off with the US, not less.
I have no grand point to make by stating this. I just got angry at this guy being an idiot, and it's my blog. Standard disclaimer applies about buggering off and writing your own; it's a lot harder than it looks.
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I remember
Crix and peanut butter
At midnight
When the house was sleeping
I remember
The kids' lime
I remember
The junk shop
I remember
The L on my wall
I remember
My little chair at the table
I remember
The bookshelf in my room
I remember
When you didn't listen
I remember
When you didn't understand
I remember
When you heard me
I remember
When you understood
I remember
The little talks
I remember
The stories at bedtime
I remember
Fluffing my pillows
I remember
Finding stuffed animals
I remember
Giving you grover
I remember
You thanking me
I remember
Making mum's vase
I remember
Corned beef hash
I remember
Sandcastles at sunset
I remember
Watching the pelicans at dawn
I remember
Taking me to the library
I remember
Drinking tea in your bed
I remember
When you said horrible things
I remember
When you said sorry
I remember
That you have always loved me
And I am sorry
That I ever forgot
Meanwhile, SARS panic continues to spread significantly faster than the disease itself, getting totally out of hand, although I have to say I think Toronto's complaints are unjustified given that the rest of the world put travel bans on Hong Kong and other places long before they had as many as 200 cases.
Personally, I'm unsure about whether to worry or not. It's not a nice disease, certainly, and they don't really know how to stop it, yet. It also seems to be spreading quite easily even in cities like HK that are trying really hard to stop it. And people say the death rate is "only" 5%, like that's supposed to make me feel better. 5% is also a conservative estimate of the percentage of homosexuals in the population: 1 in 20. And there are loads of gay people; therefore, 5% is a lot of deaths! So I'll stay scared for the moment, I think.
And for lighter entertainment, will the real Saddam Hussein please stand up?
Warning for the brain dead: these links are, obviously, not safe for work. They go to porn video stores. That really wouldn't look good.
Update: And since you keep asking, I found the site by typing weapons of ass destruction into Google, okay? Because I wondered if anybody had actually made the video, because it was mentioned as a joke in the Onion a while back. No really. I don't browse these sites for fun. What do you think I am, straight? Speculation along the same lines has also led Rob to point out Shaving Ryan's Privates, and Gone in 69 Seconds, starring the excellently-named Johnny Packwood and Johnny Thrust, and which features the following excellent "plot" synopsis:
A latex clad female car theft ing terrorizes the city of Los Angeles. Led by their kinky latex loving master, Malakai, the women are complete and willing sexual slaves who will do anything for his love.Have these people no shame at all? Oh, wait, they're B-list porn stars. I forgot.