All the world is a stage, and we hope you are enjoying our current presentation, The Life of Laurie. There will now be a brief intermission while the scenery is changed. The next act takes place in San Francisco, in the latter half of the first decade of the 21st century.

I'm here! It's hot! It's sunny! All the buildings are like SimCity! Cabs are incredibly affordable! (Cab to Heathrow: $100. Cab to San Francisco: $26 plus tip) Did I mention it's hot and sunny?

Must. Stop. Grinning. Inanely.