October 12th-18th is Gay Sex Week. Dear god, please let someone organize a fundraiser... I want to see this on CNN :-)

I also don't want to see what Google is going to make of "gay sex" and "rape" so close together on the same page. Oh dear. I swear I don't do this kind of stuff on purpose. Why couldn't I have been posting more intellectually uplifting stuff the last week? I write sappy poetry, I swear!