So apparently reading an article criticizing the government is enough to get you investigated by the FBI. Hell, meet handbasket. I'm so glad I don't live in the states...

Meanwhile, in related big-brother news, shredding documents doesn't work anymore: a company now offers a service that scans in all the shreds, and then uses software to reconstruct them. I'm sure Enron has already installed incinerators anyway...

Oh, and as posted to Gay Geeks, A Straight Person's Guide to Gay Etiquette is hilarious. Remember, you heard it here first.