In London today, a bus collided with a tree. One bus, with one tree.
Interviewer: So, Mr. Britain, what is the appropriate course of action?
Britain: Well, we could tell bus drivers to avoid running into trees.... or we could cut all the trees down!
Which one did Britain chose? Guess. What is wrong with this country?

Quote of the day:

"So I decided to explore randomness and some of the principles of quantum mechanics, through poetry, using the medium of sheep."