So, some friends and I were having a discussion, and it seems to us that there is a very strong correlation between breast-feeding and homosexuality: mainly, the breast-feeders have turned out mainly straight, and the non-breast-feeders seem to be mainly gay. So I'm conducting an unofficial survey: mail me and tell me your age, your sexual orientation, and whether or not you were breast-fed. Results to be published when I have enough :-)

Googling on the topic didn't turn up anything very useful, but it did turn up the scary-amusing Ban Breast Feeding website. I really hope they're not serious.