The next time you really need to insult someone, remember to say "You're nothing but a white-bellied bustard". It's a good feeling.

This is really quite good, if you have a stupidly fast Internet connection: Pig Brother. Yes, 5 pigs get to live in a luxury sty, and one pig gets voted out every week. Live streaming webcast 24 hours a day. I'm voting for Widdecombe :-). Also, some strange german person has apparently linked to me. While bizarre, who am I to complain? So this is my reciprocal link. Long live Internet back-patting! :-)