Okay, so a few random funny things. Firstly, Office XP apparently no longer has clippy, that ****ing paperclip. Hurrah. Even Microsoft is glad to see it go, and has made a number of flash movies and an absolutely apalling song to say so, all of which plug XP furiously. They're not very funny, but they were produced by marketing weenies, so I suppose they get points for effort. This was brought to my attention by J Littlewood's humour page, which is quite funny, also featuring the best way to get around a big company and get exercise at the same time. Which actually is funny.