An amusing page about why Titanic was a bad movie. What's amusing is the fact that the movie was indeed full of flaws and really, really stupid points, but they completely fail to notice these and instead take issue with things that actually make sense or that are subjective. For example:

• Whether Jack really loved Rose: how can you tell?
• Rose didn't let Jack cling to her plank of wood: did these people even see the movie? They tried to get on, but it started to sink with both of them on it!

Their biggest criticism seems to be that Jack was poor and Leonardo DiCaprio looks like a girl, so Rose should have gone for Evil Rich Fiancee :-)